Molly

昨天的27度将俺给烤晕了...

 

今天开始打喷嚏流鼻涕了...

 

这不冬天了么...外面小风呼呼的...

 

可是办公室里的我, 一点感觉也没有...

 

依旧衬衫, 上周五甚至是短袖...

 

今天实在是憋不住了, 找物业投诉...

 

结果好么... 一测温度...27度....

 

天, 一朋友说, 都可以BBQ了...

 

难道要将我烤了?

 

最后...物业答应开始送冷风而不是暖风...

 

希望能降温...

1) 早上八點到的地鐵站，結果出地鐵的時候是8：55分。。。 平常只要30分鐘也。。。 今天不知道咋回事情哦。。。

 

2）八卦報紙上說到電話詐騙的事情。。。 尤其是電信的。。。突然想起來，曾經我也接到過一個電話，說我有一個月的話費沒有交。。。記得當時回答說我交了，挂了電話還納悶，從來催繳話費都是來賬單的，何時變成電話啦？也沒有深究那個電話。。。現在想來，也許有貓膩。。。 呵呵。。。

 

3）沒啥，就是來拔下草。

许久不来了... 拔个草~~~

 

昨天, 哦, 不, 应该算是今天凌晨, 做了个梦...

 

朋友拿着一堆红包说要发压岁钱...

 

俺嚷嚷着也要...结果就醒了... 也不知道拿到么有...

 

哎... 估计是想钱想疯了吧... ...

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays (except when requested to workbecause you are behind on your our work)

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

早上因为有事情, 破天荒地搭地铁上的班...

 

么有拿到八卦报纸, 其实就算拿到, 估计也呒有办法看... 人啊... 真多...

 

看旁边的人在看参考, 瞄了两眼, 关于石油价格的问题... OPEC各成员国面临着考验...

 

难怪听朋友说... 该国货币最近有贬值的趋势...

 

换了条线路... 旁边一人在看八卦报纸...

 

黑体字写着..."上海白领担心饭碗问题"...

 

MS是关于最近上海热线上的一个调查来的...

 

哎, 冬天, 其实就在身边... ...

呵呵... 公司的秋游...

 

已经呒有小时候的兴奋了...

 

反正就是OUTING... TEAM BUILDING贝...

 

只对那个采桔子有点兴趣... 不知道酸不酸... ...